Perfect for the geek on the go, or just some dude who likes his pr0n portable, the Seagate FreeAgent Go 250 GB USB 2.0 Portable External Hard Drive puts the convenience of a file cabinet on wheels right into your backpack and packs a wallop with a big-time storage capacity. Couple that with it’s extraordinary track record (oh, so very well-reviewed) with a sleek design and included easy-to-use software, and you can’t go wrong.

Transport your desktop environment wherever you go and you’ll never have to worry about leaving your personal information behind or clumsily clawing your way through your next epic masturbation session ultra-important remote business meeting.

$74.99

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