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Retro Mini Handheld NES System
Sure you could go buy a new Nintendo DSI but who wants that when you could have the Retro Mini Handheld. It plays all those 8-bit Nintendo cartridges you’ve had stacked in your basement for the past 20 years. Sure, the cartridge is essentially bigger than the handheld itself, but that’s part of its charm as far as we can tell. It’s got a 2.4-inch LCD and takes four AA batteries for about 8 hours of game time, and it’s available now for $49.99. I wonder how you play Duck Hunt…?
$49.99
Seagate FreeAgent Go 250 GB USB 2.0 Portable External Hard Drive
Perfect for the geek on the go, or just some dude who likes his pr0n portable, the Seagate FreeAgent Go 250 GB USB 2.0 Portable External Hard Drive puts the convenience of a file cabinet on wheels right into your backpack and packs a wallop with a big-time storage capacity. Couple that with it’s extraordinary track record (oh, so very well-reviewed) with a sleek design and included easy-to-use software, and you can’t go wrong.
Transport your desktop environment wherever you go and you’ll never have to worry about leaving your personal information behind or clumsily clawing your way through your next epic masturbation session ultra-important remote business meeting.
$74.99
Polar Pitcher
Summer’s here and the battle to keep your beer ice cold is on. To help you win the fight against warm beer is the Polar Pitcher which will keep your beer colder, longer. The Polar Pitcher is made from polycarbonate with a steel center ice chamber, you simply fill the bottom-opening chamber up with ice, pour in 60oz. of your beverage, and enjoy.
Magellan RoadMate 1400 4.3-Inch Portable GPS Navigator
Another terrific Mother’s Day gift for the mother who likes to tell the men in the family that they are heading the wrong direction: The Magellan RoadMate 1400. This thing has a 4.3″ WQVGA, full-color, anti-glare, touch-screen display; accuracy 3 to 5 meters (10 - 16 feet); and according to Amazon, the user “can easily search for restaurants, hotels, airports, gas stations, and more.”
Results also include telephone numbers and addresses, ensuring that your mother will always know how to find you.
$136.24
Altec Lansing T612 Digital Speaker for iPod and iPhone
Looking for a great Mother’s Day gift? Well look no further than this beautiful and well-reviewed setup for your iPod and/or iPhone. The Altec Lansing T612 features rich, distortion-free sound through two 3-inch full-range drivers and two 1-inch tweeters; it recharges your device while you are rocking out, and it includes an auxiliary stereo input that lets you connect another MP3 or CD player. Al of this, a wireless remote control and a bag of chips. No, it doesn’t really come with a bag of chips. That’d be sweet though.
PowerStrider Shark
Ever wanted to flip through the air without the aid of trampoline or the old fashioned fall? Why not try the PowerStrider Shark? Clamp these babies on and you’re SURE to impress the neighbors. Or, perhaps, the paramedics. No worries, these awesome leggings are used by Cirque Du Soleil, Walt Disney World, Ringling Bros., just to name a few. Built tough with polycarbon, fiberglass, and graphite, these will get you where you need to go…in dangerously awesome acrobatic fashion.
AMVOX2 DBS Transponder
Been having a tough time finding something to go with your Aston Martin DBS sports car? Well, look no further. The AMVOX2 DBS Transponder incorporates the simple function of tracking time while also controlling access to your luxury car. This brilliant chronograph integrates the transponder circuit into its body an all you need to do is press the “Open” position on the watch glass (between 8 and 9 o’clock) in order to activate the door-opening system, or between 3 and 4 o’clock to switch to the “Close” position.
In addition, only Aston Martin dealerships are able to authorize the timepiece to communicate with the owner’s specific DBS, so no more mix-ups at the supper club. Which is nice. All of this, while wrapped up in a beautifully designed package sure to lure any Bond Girl away from her evil henchmen boyfriend.
$37,595.00
EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles

I don’t care how old you are. I mean, seriously, who *wouldn’t* want to be able to see in the dark? With EyeClops Stealth Goggles all one’s dreams can come true. That is, if your dreams involve stalking, prowling, sneaking, or surprising…which, if they don’t, should.
Powered by actual infra-red technology (and five double-A’s), they enable clear visibility up to 50 feet in even pitch dark, and weigh only 1.8 pounds. Suddenly robbing that bank doesn’t seem like such a stupid idea.
$75.12
Flip Video Ultra Series Camcorder
Never miss a moment again. Remember how you got home. Record the cat falling into the toilet. Whatever hijinks were lost forever before are now remembered forever with the Flip Video Ultra Series Camcorder. It’s easy to use, fits in your pocket, records 60 full minutes of VGA quality hilarity on 2GB of built-in memory, and its convenient USB arm plugs directly into your computer, so there’s no messing with cords or tapes or cards.
Why miss out on all the awesomeness just because you can’t remember a thing after five shots of Jameson? Seriously, dude, plan ahead.
Hammerhead Snow Sled
Get the most out of the remaining days of winter. Get outside and feel the wind in your hair. Race down the mountain with the force of a runaway holstein. Be free.
All of this and more awaits you and your fragile frame when you grab one of these death carts. The Hammerhead has interchangeable skis that let you accommodate current snow conditions adhered to an ergonomically designed, lightweight aluminum chassis. Live fast and dangerously with a responsive steering system while strapped on mesh seating that absorbs the painful reality that is the cliff-side push.
$208.88
Free mp3’s of the PHiSH Return
This weekend saw the return of the much-loved jamband Phish. Following a four-year absence from the stage, Phish is once again rocking the Hampton Coliseum in Hampton, VA, and giving their fans a real treat - FREE mp3’s of the shows available almost immediately following each show!
If you are like most and were unable to score a ticket to these monumental performances, you can at least enjoy them in the comfort of your home. Enjoy!
Free! - Download here!
Rolleiflex Mini Digital Camera
The Rolleiflex Mini Digital Camera proudly continues the Rollei Twin Lens Reflex tradition, pushing the famed camera into beautifully tiny territory! And because it’s as pretty as the pictures it takes, the Rollei has became a classic of 20th century camera design. Now, many of the original’s unique features can be yours in a retro-miniature package too awesome to believe!
A 5 Mega Pixel camera with autofocus technology, the Rollei Mini allows you to shoot from a distance of 4 inches to infinity, saving each image to a Mini SD Card. Still the undisputed choice for portraits, the camera features an up-facing 1.1″ square display for waist level shooting, which encourages your subjects to go on looking and acting naturally instead of posing for the camera. The Rolleiflex even features a crank lever ‘film advance’.
LG Versa
The LG Versa is the first touch screen handset that can make use of attachable accessories like a QWERTY keyboard or a gaming controller. The LG Versa features a high quality camera, V Cast Music, and full HTML browser. The large touch screen is ideal for viewing videos, pictures, websites and more.
JVC DLA HD1 - D-ILA projector
Whether you’d be converting your backyard into a drive-in or your basement into ’70’s-era porn hall, this is just the ticket for getting those movin’ pictures up on the screen. At 1920 x 1080 resolution in FULL widescreen HD and 700 ANSI Brightness, there would be no complaints and you’d be the man.
Amazon says that with the “native contrast ratio of 15, 000: 1″, the JVC DLA HD1-D-ILA , “ensures outstanding black reproduction without sacrificing picture brightness since there is no iris mechanism.” This projector is simply the best.
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